It’s not just for breakfat anymore. Where’s the beef. Just do it. My head is filled with advertising slogans. I have spent way to o much time watching tv and reading ads because I know Winston tastes good like a cigarette should and Ii would rather fight than switch. And only I can prevent forest fires and I should give hoot and don’t polute. For breakfast I got to leggo your eggo and drink some liquid sunshine with the incredible edible egg. As my college roommate would say “Cheese and Crackers” ( thanks Mike) I am just filled with the wisdom of the ages.
Fro those who missed it please don’t squeeze the Charmin but in is okay to sqeeze the brand that is squeezably soft. I wonder if you can squeeze the brand that is quilted.( Northern?)
It seems that there are more ads running around my head than literature and poetry. If I need to I can break into some “Nature’s first gold is green her hardest hue to hold” or “malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man”. Maybe we should have year round schooling to save the kid’s from advertising. I wonder how many teacher’s would quit if they had to teach year round. Maybe I’ll ask my friend the teacher what she thinks. Oh, I just thought of something that is good to know: Reading is fundamental.Thanks RIF you have redeemed TV.
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